Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You've changed since you got that strap on
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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