so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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