I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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