When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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