i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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