I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Mom said you looked used
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I had to cum in my sink.
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