look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
