I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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