If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
