I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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