TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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