On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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