It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The Olympian is in my bed
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
