im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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