So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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