I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Say something about gay babies.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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