It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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