okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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