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(914): View more from New York

i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.

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(757): View more from Virginia

You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.

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(619): View more from California

i wish my penis had a tongue

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(540): View more from Virginia

my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.

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(310): View more from California

and you fell through a lawn chair

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Don’t judge me

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis

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