i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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