Define "chronic" masturbator.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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