Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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