Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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