Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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