let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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