oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There's always time for handjobs
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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