I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
