If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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