You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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