Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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