no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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