just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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