I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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