I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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