Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
MIDGETS
????
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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