the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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