Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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