we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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