Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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