Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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