I need help removing her.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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