I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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