Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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