My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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