I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm like, not good at living.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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