woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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