I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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