During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
a search helicopter?!
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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