i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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