While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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