where does the pee come out of this thing
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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