Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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