that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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